Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Little red riding hood

A little poem

Let me tell you the tale of little red riding hood
she was devious and never did as she should
one day she went on an adventure through the wood
where she met a big, bad wolf..
but little red was brave and not scared
and after chilling with a spliff that they shared
Little red soon fell in love...

Unfortunetly though life never runs this smoothly
as the big bad wolf started to treat her cruely
so she dumped him in search of something better
and the next wolf she found was sweet and kind but a whole lot wetter
he was very clingy but had a nice smile
so little red only stuck with him a little while

Thinking perhapsthird time lucky
she tried again with a wolf that was funny but very mucky
His jokes went down as well as a BP oil tanker
and he turned out to be a complete and utter wanker

it seemed that no wolf was perfect for her
she was just attracted to their sharpe teeth and dark glossy fur

Little red decided shed have the best adventure on her own
so she left the woods and went to the hills
riding on her bike with three wheels
if she saw another wolf she only went faster
and thats how she lived happily ever after!

The end :)

1 comment:

  1. Great poem - I like the last verse, very sensible!

    claire xxx :)